Hello" "You stupid fat idiot, you pointless excuse for a human" "erm, is this where I can have an argument?" "oh terribly sorry, this is Abuse, Arguments next door" "Right, thanks!" "Moron" "?" "Hello, I've come to have an argument" "No you haven't" "Yes I have" "No you haven't" "that's not an argument, you're just disagreeing with me" "No I'm not" "Yes you are" "No I'm not" "you're doing it again" "how long do you want this session?" "15 minutes" "well, your time is up" "no it isn't" "....." "I said, it isn't" "sorry, I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay for another session" "oh, here you go then" "...." "can we argue now? I did just pay for another session" "No you didn't