Learn Hypnosis from a Self Proclaimed Master.

Attention mind Freaks.

I will be starting an amazing new course for anyone who wants to learn hypnosis and mind control, I shall entitle it:

"How to be a friendly twat".

Only 537 places available for this amazing 3.25 minute lesson to be held at the Ramadadada Inn, Cairo. Date to be arranged. Probably after the weekend.

Learn the following:
"Telling people what to do"
"Being Smug"
"How to bullshit like a pro" "instant inductions with root vegetables"
And my personal favourite "cuntwattrification" Also "staring at your palms" may be included if we can get the razors.

With useful insights into:
"Crowd control" with General Abdul Muhawke of the Egyptian Armed Forces.

Book your place within this lifetime and get the recycled pamphlet "Well, everyone else is selling out, why not me" absolutely free. --- Update---

Places have now sold out, loser. Next course will be held for a million Egyptian pounds in Lowerstoft, some time in May.

Sign up for my newsletter and get the free ebooks "Street Hypnosis for the Socially Inept" and "I didn't mean that to happen: excuses by suits"
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If you want a comedy hypnotist for your event or party, call Chris Doc Strange. If you don't sound like a mental, and you have money, he might help you make it a success.

Http://Chrisdocstrange.com

"He puts the Fun in FundaMental"

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The Spy Who Licks Head - Stage Hypnosis - Chris Doc Strange

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Contigo Non Spill Travel Mugs on eBay

After I sold out of the travel mugs last January, So many customers wanted the Contigo autoseal travel mugs again.

It's been a long wait and finally they're now back in stock.

It's been worth the wait. 6 colours to choose from, rubberised grip and non slip base fits car cup holders.

Drinks stay hot for 4 hours, cold for 12.

It's a bit late arriving for Christmas, so treat yourself for those Winter Trips and Morning Commutes. 

You'll be glad you did and I promise this is the BEST Travel Mug you've ever had or your Money Back!

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Hypnosis Show - Neilson Promotions Boxing Night - Chris Doc Strange

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Ping me on PingChat! -- for FREE!

As recommended by Suzie Perry on the gadgetshow. I'm all signed up and ready to see what this can do.

PingChat! sends text, photos, and other multimedia messages to the iPhone, iPod Touch, and iPad.

Download (for free!) at: http://enflick.com/pingchat

Then ping me on my ID: glowgadgets

Chat soon!

Doc

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Rap News 5: Wikileaks & the war on journalism (ft. Julian Assange)

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I got the best specs from a supermarket!

Watching Rip Off Britain on tv, they're talking about spectacles and the average cost of manufacture of one lens is 25p. The mark up for glasses I'd huge.

For the record I just had my eyes tested and glasses made, for the first time in years, done properly first time. The cost for two pairs of high prescription glasses, thinned, anti scratch, uv coating was £50! For two pairs, amazing.

Got them in Asda and I'm well impressed. So now you know.

Thus is not an advert, I just wanted you to know.

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Chris tingle service and safeflame candles

Here I am in church ( very rare occasion) supporting the local Chris tingle service.

The safeflame led taper candles have gone down a storm.

You can get them from http://safeflame.org

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My favorite Sleep Talk

This is a favorite clip from
Sleep Talk Recorder for iPhone.
To play this file in Windows,
please use QuickTime.

Visit www.sleeptalkrecorder.com to learn more about Sleep Talk Recorder.

  
Download now or listen on posterous

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So this is what I say in my sleep

I knew that I snored, but according to my wife, I talk loads too.

Sleep talk app let me record my ramblings and here's a short Clip.

There will be more to come I'm sure.

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Dave's 188lb catfish

Bloody hell Dave, I thought this was fotoshopped. Of course it isn't, but I bet you are well chuffed.

I'm told this is the biggest fish they have in this part of Spain.

Well done mate.

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Starry, Starry Night by the Strobist.

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Originally uploaded by strobist

I had to share this great photo of the sky at night.

Being blind as a bat, I look up at the night sky and try to imagin what folks with better eyes can see.

Then I realise, it's not me at all, its because I live in light polluted England.

Now this picture was taken at 8000 ft above sea level in Colorado, 20 miles from the nearest city (you can see the Orange light pollution on the bottom left).

I'd like this image blown up to 16x7 foot and have it cover my office wall.

Love it, bloody love it.

(Stars Singing) "Are the stars out tonight, I can't tell if its cloudy or bright.. La la la."

CONCRETE HUSTLE lightsaber duel

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Magic - Lee Smith K.B.K (Kick Back Kings)

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WARNING: The Truth about Stage Hypnosis by Chris Doc Strange

This morning I was using Google to search my own name and see what people are saying about me. The answer was nothing, as usual.

So I thought I would do a quick search for Comedy Hypnotist and see what comes up.

I followed a few links, looked at a couple of hypnotists websites which are very nice and make me slightly envious, only slightly.

Then I read a page that pissed me right off about certain hypnotists being better than others because of reasons I don't agree with.

So I have added a little page to my site that says what I think about all that and the nonsense it encourages.

Honestly, some people think its a good way to get bookings by slagging off the competition. It's not you know, it's pathetic, childish and if needs be, I can do it much better.

I won't though, I am above all that. I am stood on a box.

Read it and see what you think

http://www.docstrange.co.uk/warning.shtml

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I lost my iPhone Today, then found it again. Phew.

I'm very relieved to have found my phone after running around like a man possessed trying to find it.

I got a great case to protect it and since having this case I have dropped the phone 5 times. Before having the case I hadn't dropped it once. So its a good thing the Otterbox Defender really does protect the iPhone from drops, dirt and mishaps.

Though it does'nt help that I got the Black case (read that as "Invisible to a Blint Twat like me") and couldn't see where I had dropped it. The belt clip seemed a good idea at first, its not as grippy as I would have liked, everytime its been dropped, its becase its fallen out of the holder. Yes, it was facing the right way, screen to hip. Anyway, I had no idea where it was. I called the phone but it was out of reach.

Was it at the school, on the road, in the class room, under the seat of my car, god where is it?

Thinking that some evil wizzzkid was at that moment hacking it to my trusty 3GS and finding pictures of my dick and other such blackmail material.

Luckly I found the phone under a bunch of flowers and the pictures were safe, if not purely imaginary.

Though they could have been real, but if I ever want to see the little feller, I only.. Well, I don't need a picture put it that way. I'm not that fat.
When I get so big I can't see it, I'll rely on memory as it what it looks like, god help me.

Mmm, maybe I should take some pictures of it, for the future, just in case..

If only the iPhone 3GS had a decent camera...

And a Macro Lens.

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Cycled from Pisa 25th June to Villa San Giovanni 6th July

Personally, I can't wait to see photos, but for some reason the guys are having difficulty sending them. But hey, they are going great guns managing 60 miles a day which is awesome.

 

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160 Greatest Arnold Schwarzenegger Quotes

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She's loving this movie

Hasn't moved a muscle since the ads. Is this normal? She watches more tv than I do!

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