Sunday, January 17, 2021

For Sale - 2 Mini Jack Russell Puppies 1 Boy, 1 Girl - Bristol, UK.





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Well socialized with other dogs and puppy pad trained. On solid food and registered with vets4pets.
Mother is a miniature Jack Russell.
Father is a Jack Russell.

Looking for a good home and serious owners.
All in good health and very bright.

They have already learnt a few simple commands and use the doggie door own their own.

All are sweet tempered, lovely and playful.

They have all been socialized with small children and would be a great addition to the family.

Message or call me for more information or if you're serious and would like to view.
Thank you for your time and stay safe x


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Two x 12 week old Jack Russell Terriers, 1 Boy (Diesel) and 1 Girl (Luna)...

Vaccination & Chipped this week, couldn't do it earlier because of covid restrictions, So we have homed them an extra 4 weeks!...

Very happy, healthy and funny little pups that we are getting far too attached to and need to find loving homes...

Their Mum is Mini Jack (Roxy) and Dad (Finn) is a Tri Colour Jack Russell see pictures...

Boy is Black and Tan "Diesel Bear", he has very big paws and a stocky build with a quizzical face. He loves playing in the garden, climbing and is a bit of a poser.
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The Girl is White with Tan on her head and tail, she's a very sweet and yet fiesty "Lovely Luna" she's the smallest and the fastest. She puts the boys in their place, she loves belly rubs and chasing her brothers...

They are gentle, house trained and still use the practice pads as well as using the dog flap to go toilet outside.

They have grown in our Family home with our massive Black Cat, Gary. He doesn't put up with them playing or jumping all over him, they really like him and have been known to sleep togther.

They adore their Granny Sandy, who is turning 15 years old in May

They will sit on command, Luna will wait for food until she gets permission, Diesel is a bit cheeky and likes to sit at the table. He has a deep bark and loves nibbling ears!...

We would love to hear from you as our dog Roxy is tired out looking after her babies and needs the house back to normal.
Any questions, fire away.

You can visit to see them, fully Covid Aware, Masks on, Sanitized etc There's no need to come through the house, you can meet the puppies in the back garden.

Stay Safe and Happy New Year,
Christian (bristolmagicman on ebay too)

PS, there are a couple of pictures of their Brother "Cowboy", he's not for sale.



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Monday, July 13, 2020

Brexit is a Failed Experiment with Only Rich Winners

I found myself chatting with a lovely lady today who voted to leave the EU and wished she didn't as "we are not getting what we were promised."

I agreed that no one voted for this. 

(The three points she made were answered, I broke them down for readability. Poor woman.) 

"Why, though, we're we paying so much to the EU and getting nothing?" she wondered. 

"We pay membership to get the benefits. If I pay £100 a week to TK Maxx (for example) and get £500 worth of vouchers a week to spend how I like, that's a good deal right?" 

"Yes, I suppose" 

"So imagine if I said I don't want to keep paying £100 a week, I want to pay nothing and get the same benefits. What do you think they'd say?" 

"Get stuffed" 

"Yes, of course they would. That makes sense right?" 

"Now you put it that way, yes" 

"By the end of the Year, there will be no trading agreement in place and we will have to deal on much stricter terms, everything will cost a lot more. Where do all these clothes come from?" 

"Italy" 

"Well, that's going to be interesting isn't it?" 

"Erm.. Yes, I is" 

She also mentioned.. 

" What about all the illegal immigrants coming in and draining the NHS and getting benefits.'

I said "There are no illegal immigrants from within the EU, they work and pay tax and NI. They deserve to use the NHS. 

Any immigrants from outside the EU do not get the same benefits, unless they are working here. Also, if they are illegal, they can't claim, work or use the NHS. Unless they pay."

I added 
" Also, all those (White) Europeans that worked here legally and paid Billions in the pot have all gone. 

Now we have to invite workers from much further away to work the fields and do the jobs we won't or can't. 

Places like India, Africa, Indonesia etc..., that means more dark skinned people coming to work here and bring their culture and languages. 

I don't mind that at all, but I'm sure that's not what the majority voted for, is it? "

She said "I voted for my children's future, not this" 

"No, now your children's future is limited. There is no freedom of movement, they can't work or study in the EU as easily as before, unless you have money.

We always had control of our borders. Even now we are letting Americans fly over here while they are banned in Europe. It's same for us too in some EU countries, because of the terrible job our government has done with the Pandemic "

I said. 
Thanks for owning up and realising you were lied to, now we need you to speak up against these Liars. 

She said "They're all liars" 

"Not everyone is lying, just the leave campaign and tory government."

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Now I have written this down, I understand why her eyes were glazing over. 

The reason Sound Bites work. 

People who do not check facts from credible sources or read for fun and learning, will struggle with verbose explanations like mine. 

The government and leave campaign know this. 

It's Not because leave voters are thick, they were fed lies in the bare minimum of sentences. 

Now, they are realising that they didn't vote for any of THIS. They just can't see a way out. 

What we need is a way back in. The only way we will #RejoinEU is when Leavers and Remainers stand together. 

No more Division. Divide and Rule. 

We have tried to explain it in a way they can understand, but long, tiresome explanation doesn't beat Strong Feelings that are conjured up by Sound Bites and Headlines. 

We need to Simplify the message. 

The Truth has to be easier to digest. 

Because Otherwise, to them, we sound like Negative, Ranting, Conspiracy Theorists.

No Sunny Promises, just gloom.

Finally, I asked her:

"We were doing OK in the EU, before all this, weren't we?" 

She replied, "Yes, actually, we were." 

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Monday, July 06, 2020

A Catalogue of Covid Calamity - Doc Strange and the Dude Podcast


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Tuesday, January 29, 2019

Caribbean Cruise Tips by Chris P Tee Magician

I orginally shared these tips on my Chris P Tee Magician Blog, you may find them useful if you are sailing in the Caribbean on a P and O ship.

Most will be useful if you are in another cruise too.

Electrical

For your cabin, if you have a few electrical items to plug in at once, take a 5 gang extension lead.

There's usually only one plug on the dresser and one on the floor.

Never Leave Cheap Chinese Electricals Plugged in over night or when out of your cabin. Always unplug the main extension lead. Fire hazards!

Cleanliness

If you don't mind what shampoo or shower gel you use, don't take any, it's in the shower anyway.

Sleep

If you take your own pillow, put it in a red or patterned pillowcase so the maid doesn't take it.

Ship Account

As soon as you can, ask reception to Remove the Gratutites from your account, tell them you will tip with cash. If you don't remove it, you get charged about £20 each per day.

Tips on board

Tipping your cabin steward a $100+ is the norm, especially if they have kept your cabin spotless.

Some just tidy and wipe but no vaccum. If you are at dinner every night, always tip your two waiters. Amounts are upto you of course.

Currency in the Caribbean

Just take US Dollars and remember that Caribbean Dollars are Two for One US.

Always check if the price is Caribbean or US price. Or you'll pay double.

Local Trips are cheaper than onboard

Agree prices for trips beforehand. A smaller bus is a more personal experience, 8-10 people, nice way to make friends.

A bus with 30+ is impersonal and you end up waiting for everyone and don't get the best experience.

Something like an air con mini bus is better than a taxi or coach.

ALWAYS make sure you are back at the ship and inboard at least an hour before you set sail. If they say be on board by 5.30pm, aim to be back at 4.30pm just in case.

They WILL leave you behind. So make sure your trip has you back in time.

Saying this, the local tour guides do these trips everyday in peak season, they will get you back. Just make sure they know when you need to be.

Water

Always take water.

If you have a nice water bottle, take it.

When you go through airport security you can fill it up on other side for your flight, getting water to drink in the Dreamliners takes time and on the ship you'll be glad you had it to take back to the cabin.

Cabin water

Oh, when you arrive to your cabin, there will be bottles of water on the side, these are complimentary.

But, everything in the fridge is expensive. If you don't want it, take it out of the fridge and under the bed there is a black box, put it all in there and tell the cabin steward. That way you can use your fridge and not get charged.

Hope this is helpful x

More tips to come.

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Thursday, July 06, 2017

Chris P Tee is the Funny Kid's Magician in Bristol


Chris P Tee is the Funny Kid's Magician in Bristol




This year I changed the company name from GlowGadgets.com Ltd to Comedy Magic Ltd. It wasn't a tough decision, but it was a little bit sad. After 16 years online, GlowGadgets finally became redundant. Why? Because I went back to entertaining, it's who I am, not just what I do.

As Comedy Magic Ltd, I am able to perform magic and comedy, entertain children on their Birthday's, Grown ups at Weddings and just about anywhere else you could do with a fun time.

Becoming Chris P Tee, changed my life for the better. When I was running around for everyone for GlowGadgets, I was a nervous wreak. The phone ringing at all hours by people who wanted to talk about Flashlights, Glowsticks and Lightup Gloves. Not what I had planned to do with my life.

In 2010 my daughters encouraged me, along with my local magic club, to entertain at kids parties. I had spent years performing for adults at Stag Parties, Strip joints and other less pleasant places. Who'd want me entertaining Children? I wasn't sure they'd enjoy the rude jokes and crude gags.

Luckily for me, Children loved what I did to make them laugh. Not all the parents did, I was still rough around the edges, but I worked on it and within no time I was winning the local magic clubs Children's Entertainer of the Year award. I still have it, there's not been another one since.

You can  find Chris P Tee at Magic Mini Disco, this is where I started and it's about the full party experience. Mini Disco and Magic Show. Go to the new Chris P Tee website and that's all about Magic.

The most asked question is "Will you come to My Child's Party?" and the answer is "No matter where you are, if I am available and the price is right, I'd love to" So you never know, I might be entertaining your Children at their next party soon.

Visit my sites and thanks for coming to have a look at this one,

Magically yours,

Chris P Tee MMC
Member of the Magic Circle.






"Chris P Tee is the Funny Kid's Magician in Bristol"




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Thursday, March 03, 2016

Second Hand Items, Vintage Collectables, Gadgets and Goodies For Sale

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The First thing I have listed for sale is my Celestron Explorascope Telescope it's £65 Delivered within the UK. Available Worldwide when buyer pays full shipping costs.

I shall be listing Everything I have for Sale on my GlowGadgets.co.uk Blog and This GlowGadgets.com Blog. Starting Today.