Tuesday, December 20, 2011

Chris Doc Strange Stand up comedian at the Falcon Inn

The comedy was hilarious as the audience and Doc hit it off. The first 40 minutes was not recorded, my fault telling Toby to turn his camera off and save the battery for the show proper.

As I was only warming up for myself, I didn't know it would be so funny. Now I've finally realised that I can do great comedy and I don't need to be tied to the hypnotism all the time.
I've a friend who has a comedy club and I think it's about time I started to get myself up there and give them my view of the world.

Not as Doc Strange though, he's the character I created for the hypnotist show, I'll I the comedy as myself, much more honest then. I don't want people thinking that I am hiding behind a stage name, even though when I started in show business, you had to have a stage name I be taken seriously.

I tried the comedy clubs in 2000 and I just didn't have the time or the fuel to keep travelling to London, but now there are some decent comedy clubs outside of the smoke, it's worth getting in and getting my gags dirty.

Stay tuned, from now on I will make sure I I'll record everything. Audio at the very least.

Hope you enjoyed the video, please subscribe I my channel and leave your comments.

Merry Christmas and a happy new year.

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Sunday, October 16, 2011

Garage Sale Today in Frampton Cotterell

Today, Sunday 16th October 2011 is the day of our massive Garage Sale.

Come and visit us on this lovely sunny day and Get your bargains from 10am until 3pm.

34 School rd, Frampton Cotterell, Bristol, BS36 2DA

For more info and a map visit gumtree http://www.gumtree.com/p/for-sale/garage-sale-frampton-cotterell-bargains-gal...

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Friday, September 09, 2011

Dainese Black Leather Motor Bike Jacket Size 46 ANWT

Here's a really nice Dainese black leather jacket that's new. I've had it the wardrobe for the last three years hoping I'd fit in it one day.

It's not going to happen, so it's up for grabs.
 That's the wife modelling it, it's a size 46. Good luck.

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Thursday, May 19, 2011

Jim Moore - Vaillant ecoMax Seal & Valve Faults - Dangerous Fire Hazard

Dear Jim,

Our ecoMax set fire to the side of the house, the evening before Good Friday.

We controlled the fire before it reached the gas main..

The fire brigade, the emergency gas man, the fitter, the Vaillant emergency call out man and independent Vaillant experts have all said
"this was a Dangerous fault and have not seen this sort of boiler failure before". Had it happened when we were in bed, we'd be toast"

Vaillant knew it was faulty! yet they relied on the customer to find the fault, at the customers cost, instead of a national recall.

"..Vaillant ecoMAX and ecoTEC boilers produced before April 2006 are at Risk" 

"...the silicon seal could degrade over time to the point where heat can escape into the boiler inner casing. 
If left for an extended period without attention, this can result in distortion of the burner door and / or plastic components internally within the boiler being damaged through overheating"

Vaillant NEED to dissect this boiler and find out why the Safety Measures Did Not Work.

I contact Vaillant though the normal channels and I am getting nowhere, being fobbed off with the usual script "Did you have it serviced? No, then its your own fault" 

Why didn't Vaillant replace our Seals?. 
We had enough letters and calls trying to sell us Services plans, not one said "You Must have it serviced because it's faulty and dangerous"

Who knows how many of these are in circulation that have never been serviced and have the potential to do serious damage to both property and indeed life.

We are still without a boiler, we have yet to hear from anyone from Vaillant who is concerned and willing to help us replace it.

I am asking you to help us and help the current owners of the ecoMax who's lives could be in jeopardy.

What Needs to be Done...

# Release a public statement to all owners of this boiler that they Must have the seals replaced ASAP free of charge.
Vaillant replace our dangerous boiler and arrange immediate fitting.

I look forward to hearing from you soon.

Tuesday, May 10, 2011

Monty Python argument room

Hello" "You stupid fat idiot, you pointless excuse for a human" "erm, is this where I can have an argument?" "oh terribly sorry, this is Abuse, Arguments next door" "Right, thanks!" "Moron" "?" "Hello, I've come to have an argument" "No you haven't" "Yes I have" "No you haven't" "that's not an argument, you're just disagreeing with me" "No I'm not" "Yes you are" "No I'm not" "you're doing it again" "how long do you want this session?" "15 minutes" "well, your time is up" "no it isn't" "....." "I said, it isn't" "sorry, I'm not allowed to argue unless you pay for another session" "oh, here you go then" "...." "can we argue now? I did just pay for another session" "No you didn't

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Monty Python Argument room

erm, is this where I can have an argument?

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Tuesday, May 03, 2011

Valiant EcoMax boiler blew & Set fire.

Our newish Valliant Boiler blew up the night before good Friday. Flames, fire brigade, emergency gas shut off = no hot water, burnt side of house and us very thankful as things could be much worse.

Now everyone is back to work I have to get someone to admit fault, it's a whodunnit.

Was it Valliant for having a boiler that was known to have dodgy seals from new and didn't tell us that they needed replacing. Or the plumber for moving the boiler and not checking the seals? Or did he and find they were fine? In which case what cased the fire?

I'll be on the phone again for quite a while, I may be gone some time.

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Monday, May 02, 2011

A virus cause my .exe files to stop opening can some one help.? - Y! Answers

Just found that my friend is having PC problems. Went to have a look and couldn't figure out why the programs wouldn't open. Did a search and this was the answer, http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100308123855AAQuNHh

So I got the .exe files to open by downloading the patch while in Safemode with networking (press F8 repeatedly when booting up, the select safemode with networking) and I'm now running Malwarebytes free program to weed out any nasties. Ding ding, just found 3 objects so far...

Final count on quick scan (6.49mins) is 12!

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Monday, February 28, 2011

Ponder wonder poem

I wrote this on my iphone after reading some tweets from people moaning about unimportant stuff. I hav'nt written a poem before, it just spilled out. So don't expect much.

Hope you Enjoy it.

"I sit here Pondering the enormity of it all.
Wondering what important task should go first.
Then looking out to space and feeling very small.
It's not like I have to walk for miles for water from a muddy hole.
No need to hunt for days on end, risking life and limb.
I get my food from a supermarket, the waste goes in the Bin.
My home is snug and warm thanks to Central Heating.
Not made of mud and straw, hot by day cold at night.
Flies that sting, Mosquitos that bring, deceases like Malaria or Denge Fever.
When I get a fever I get drugs from my doctor to make me feel better.
Not worried about my teeth or eyes, they get checked and sorted.
Being and illegal immigrant must suck when you get deported.
I don't have any worries, my problems are small.
It's the other folk I worry about who've got bugger all.
Can't complain, can't moan and groan, all is well in my home.
The picture is big, there's lots to see.
Not just moaning old farts like me, who are doing fine and just don't get it.
Wake up, look around and be thankful.
It's not you in the hut with your baby dying of hunger.
It's not you in the Earthquake looking for your brother.
It's not you being shot at, poisoned or bombed.

Shit, your life is better that you think, stop moaning, start living. See the world and be happy you're alright.

Stop tweeting about how your life is shite, it's not that bad.

So you have debts, your arm hurts a bit, you bleed a bit when you have a shit. Your nose is blocked, you can't sleep through the night. Your kids need new scooters or a mountain bike.
Your car is on HP, your Mortgage is massive.
You're doing ok, you're here another day.

It can end sooner that you think, in a blink, you'll sink off the brink. Plink.

Dead. No more. Gone.

No more moaning, whining, tweeting about your aches and ills.

So get up, rise up. Smile and be strong.

Sing or dance to your favourite song.

You are Alive more now, in this moment. More than ever before.

Enjoy, love, laugh, give, share it's the law. "

Chris P Taylor Feb 2011

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Thursday, February 24, 2011

What Happened at the Movies at Kids AM

Kids AM at VUE Cinemas used to be a great way to take all the kids to the Movies on a wet Saturday morning.

First come first served for Only 95p each!

You'd have to get there before 10am for a 10.30am Start or you'd end up sitting right at the front on the beanbags and getting a stiff neck.

We'd watch people coming in at 10.15am and it would be a mad rush to get the last seats.

There would be groups of kids who had made the outing themselves to see a movie before shopping at the Mall with their spending money, probably grabbing a 99p burger too.

Good fun and affordable.

It was great, we've been loads of times and took our friends kids too, proper outing to the movies that was affordable
(as long as you stayed away from the Snacks that are priced as if we were at the last motorway services for a thousand miles)

Don't get me started about the overpriced VIP Seating, uncomfortable and cold leather seats that take up more room than normal seats and so seat less people for more money. What Genius thought that one up. Yes, they are always the last to be sold, at a premium and whoever sits in them does so and grumbles.

Anyway,  over the last few weeks, Something odd happened, we'd get there early & it would be sold out.

Turns out people are Booking online & paying the £0.70p Per Ticket booking fee. If there is four of you, that's £2.80 extra.

OK, I agree that is still very cheap for a movie, but this is what annoys me: What about that kids who want to go to the movie with their friends and have a Saturday movie without Grownups pestering them?

As a kid, going to the Movies myself was a very big thing for me and the thought of asking a grown up to Book online and pay nearly double the ticket price is totally ruining the idea of KIDS AM.

(Lookout, I'm about to sound like a granddad: We'd pay 50p get two movies and a disco. Plus the popcorn was actually made on the premises. Can you believe they now buy them by the binliner)

Kids AM is supposed to be for Kids. One adult taking as many kids as possible, or just kids to a movie. I've seen groups of 3 adults and 1 kid.

Come on VUE, this is supposed to be FIRST COME, FIRST SERVED.
Booking online takes the fun out of it.

We'd say if we couldn't be there before 10am there was no point in going.

Now, there's just No Point.

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Sunday, February 20, 2011

MC Xander 'Spaceship Earth'

Big Respect to DubFX for sharing this with me. So good to hear more vocal and lyrical talent going on.

Check out this video on YouTube:

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Wednesday, February 16, 2011

9th April 2011 - The Full Monty

Please come and see the show at lister hall in Dursley, it's for charity.

You'll get an amazing band, a comedy hypnotist show and naked men.


Chris Taylor (Doc)

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Friday, February 04, 2011

Learn Hypnosis from a Self Proclaimed Master.

Attention mind Freaks.

I will be starting an amazing new course for anyone who wants to learn hypnosis and mind control, I shall entitle it:

"How to be a friendly twat".

Only 537 places available for this amazing 3.25 minute lesson to be held at the Ramadadada Inn, Cairo. Date to be arranged. Probably after the weekend.

Learn the following:
"Telling people what to do"
"Being Smug"
"How to bullshit like a pro" "instant inductions with root vegetables"
And my personal favourite "cuntwattrification" Also "staring at your palms" may be included if we can get the razors.

With useful insights into:
"Crowd control" with General Abdul Muhawke of the Egyptian Armed Forces.

Book your place within this lifetime and get the recycled pamphlet "Well, everyone else is selling out, why not me" absolutely free. --- Update---

Places have now sold out, loser. Next course will be held for a million Egyptian pounds in Lowerstoft, some time in May.

Sign up for my newsletter and get the free ebooks "Street Hypnosis for the Socially Inept" and "I didn't mean that to happen: excuses by suits"

If you want a comedy hypnotist for your event or party, call Chris Doc Strange. If you don't sound like a mental, and you have money, he might help you make it a success.


"He puts the Fun in FundaMental"

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